one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
Okay, so we all know that River Song’s real name is Melody Pond. And, that the only reason why she went on to call herself River Song is because in Let’s Kill Hitler the Doctor reveals that that is what he calls her.
The Doctor says the name you choose is like a promise.
And I think that day because of whatever he whispered in her ear as he was dying, she chose that name and made her promise.
The promise to be his River Song.
HOW ABOUT NO
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MAN I DONT WANT TO SEE MORE ROCKSTARS DYING.
DO YOU HEAR ME RINGO STARR
BRIAN MAY, ROGER TAYLOR.
JONESY, PATRICK PAGE,…
proof that I have time traveled
in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity