shutupmerlin: My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she brought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat...
What made you happy once may not make you happy now.– Jodi Picoult (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
astreetcarnamedthetardis: the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”
dumpsterfetus: trying to lower a pokemon’s HP so you can catch it but you get a critical hit and it faints
kawaiicaptainanime: stickittothemandria: dampsandwich: why would you even drop acid? people are gonna slip on it and hurt themselves! only drop the acid if you can neutralize it by dropping the base stop
mobiuskleinstein: thefoxxybenedict: People shouldn’t be shamed for what they eat Wanna eat meat? That’s okay Wanna not eat meat? That’s okay Wanna not eat anything the comes from animals at all? That’s okay People shouldn’t be ashamed of what they eat, unless it’s people. Don’t eat people.
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